Still, they need to be laughed at just the same. Here we go.
Exhibit A

"Yeeeeeeeeee-hawww! It's Lent and now we get to pig out on allllll the seafood we want!"
Somehow, I don't think that "AYCE" seafood gluttonly is what we're supposed to be doing in this season of, um, penitent reflection!
Exhibit B

These are the USPS boxes on Washington Street, next to the downtown Jeff City Post Office. I didn't notice this one until a few days ago, when I finally drove the opposite way to mail my letters out of this set of mail boxes.
Even though I suspect they always sort out the mail anyway, I always scan for indications of which boxes are for local mail, and which are for out-of-town. (Why? Because I'm German, und ve alveys follow der rules!)
But the options here seemed pretty simple. Only the last box had any indication of local or out-of-town:

So you can imagine which box is always full to overflowing! I mean, if this box is for local and out-of-town, what other options would there be?
. . . Maybe those other mail boxes are for letters going to another dimension.
Exhibit C
Okay, I admit it. This is a really cheap "shot" . . .

. . . But I think I'd rather get it in the arm! Wouldn't you?
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